Thursday, March 20, 2008

I KNEW Miley Cyrus could Kill you....


The 15 year old tween queen is back in the headlines again. This time it's because the star is apparently killing people. That's what you get for spending crap loads of money on Hannah Montana merchandise. Believe it or not high contents of lead have been discovered in Miley's Chinese made products. It's a CONSPIRACY I tell you! Ok, it's not, but the media will probably spin it that way so I'm playing along. Then again, if Miley kills off all her young fans who'll be left to watch her show and buy her albums?

4 comments:

A Red Mind in a Blue State said...

So I see that the Hannah Montana dolls, made in China, of course, are chock full of lead, a metal which causes harm to intellectual development.

Hannah Montana fans (and especially their mothers).

Diminished intellectual development.

It's a chicken and egg thing, I think.

Anonymous said...

ahaha

Anonymous said...

miley is awesome she doesn't know that people are putting lead in her products it doesnt make her bad for not checking everyone it makes the parents of the world bad parents forward not checking the 3 or 4 they by every year instead of the 3 or 4 thousands she makes a month i maybe a simple kid with a simple life but i can think unlike the cruel minds alot of parents can have.dont punish your kids for your mistakes.punish yourselves its you fault not theirs!

Darkmage said...

If Miley is trying to kill off her fans, so is half the Toy industry. Its the Toy makers in China, fow why China is doing this to us, Only Chinese people know. I say Why don't we let Japan or even our selves make our toys. Are we that lazy to make our own things? We are America! We should not depend on other countries to make our Toys.