One of the greatest traditions in all of sports in the 7th Inning Stretch in baseball, and no one does it better than the Chicago Cubs. The Cubs usual have someone of note lead the stretch and recently that person was Chi-town native Denise Richards.
While some celebrities pose a duel, or even triple threat (Miley Cyrus, Hilary Duff, Selena Gomez, Madonna, Justin Timberlake, etc.) there are others we'll never have to worry about. Denise Richards is one of them. Take a look at this video to see why exactly we'll never be hearing a record from this silver screen star.
Also: The words to "Take Me Out To the Ball Game" are not that hard. The fact that she had to use a cheat sheet is a little scary.