Thank You Joe Jonas For Reinforcing the Fact that I DO NOT Have a Crush on You

I haven't hopped on the Jonas Brother bandwagon, and after seeing the Joe Jonus "Put a Ring on It" video parody not only am I glad I haven't, but I'm certain I never will.
While I admit I like some of their music, the tight pants boys never made me drool (like a certain EBUZZ on-air personality I know...). Seeing this video was the first time I experienced that sensation and it was only because my urge to vomit caused me to salivate.
Joe Jonas, I know you want to sell more records, but wearing tight jeans makes me question your sexuality enough as it is...you looked WAY to comfortable in those high heels. I have nothing against homosexuals, I just have something against straight guys trying to act gay to sell records. I can tell if I should be insulted or if I should laugh.
You be the judge...