For the First Time Ever, I Can't WAIT for Valentine's Day

 I am not one of those love-sick, sappy, sentimental people. Valentine's Day has always meant a crappy Hallmark holiday that has left me feeling sorry for the state of American culture. Call me synical, call me unhappy, call me jealous because I have yet to find that "special someone". It's cool. I just know that greeting card holidays aren't really my thing.
 And yet, for the first time ever, I'm really looking forward to the pink and red covered calendar day this February. Why, you ask? Because what could turn out to be one of, if not the, best romantic comedy of the year will be hitting theaters.
 Watch the trailer for the apporpriatly named "Valentine's Day" and you too will get giddy with excitement. With an all-star ensemble that makes the case of Ocean's 11 pale in comparison... this film already has every element necessary to get me into theaters.
 Bradley Cooper.
 Patrick Dempsey.
 Ashton Kutcher.
 And I'm just scratching the surface of the hot men involved in this flick.
 For men, there are a series of delights for you too.
 Emma Roberts
 Julia Roberts
 Jessica Biel
 Jessica Alba
 I'm still stunned I'm usuing all of those names TOGETHER.

 So watch the trailer (below) and get excited for the chocolate love-fest that will be "Valentine's Day."

Kids made Other Kids winners of stupid orange blimp

So Nickelodeon put on another ridiculous awards show last night. It was SO ridiculous, in fact, that due to their staged celebrity slime antics they failed to hand out three of the awards. Awesome. I'll be honest, knowing that Heidi Klum smashed into a wall of green slime balloons wearing a bungee suit with a spiked behind instead is rather fulfilling. No big surprise...Miley Cyrus was the queen of the night racking up numerous awards for having multiple personalities.
For anyone out there who actually gives a crap here's how the "awards" played out:
Favorite Movie
'Alvin and the Chipmunks'

Favorite Male Movie Star
Johnny Depp

Favorite Female Movie Star
Jessica Alba

Favorite Animated Movie
'Ratatouille'

Favorite Song
'Girlfriend,' Avril Lavigne

Favorite Male Singer
Chris Brown

Favorite Female Singer
Miley Cyrus

Favorite Music Group
Jonas Brothers

Favorite TV Show
'Drake & Josh'

Favorite TV Actor
Drake Bell

Favorite TV Actress
Miley Cyrus

Favorite Reality Show
'American Idol'

Favorite Cartoon
'Avatar: The Last Airbender'

Favorite Male Athlete
Tony Hawk

Favorite Female Athlete
Danica Patrick

Wannabe Award
Cameron Diaz

Favorite Videogame
Madden NFL '08

Favorite Book
Harry Potter Series

*Note the big "upset". Nick's own "Drake and Bell" beat out Disney's famed "Hannah Montana" for best show.
*Question: What do you think the celebrities actually do with those stupid blimps?