Kids made Other Kids winners of stupid orange blimp

So Nickelodeon put on another ridiculous awards show last night. It was SO ridiculous, in fact, that due to their staged celebrity slime antics they failed to hand out three of the awards. Awesome. I'll be honest, knowing that Heidi Klum smashed into a wall of green slime balloons wearing a bungee suit with a spiked behind instead is rather fulfilling. No big surprise...Miley Cyrus was the queen of the night racking up numerous awards for having multiple personalities.
For anyone out there who actually gives a crap here's how the "awards" played out:
Favorite Movie
'Alvin and the Chipmunks'

Favorite Male Movie Star
Johnny Depp

Favorite Female Movie Star
Jessica Alba

Favorite Animated Movie
'Ratatouille'

Favorite Song
'Girlfriend,' Avril Lavigne

Favorite Male Singer
Chris Brown

Favorite Female Singer
Miley Cyrus

Favorite Music Group
Jonas Brothers

Favorite TV Show
'Drake & Josh'

Favorite TV Actor
Drake Bell

Favorite TV Actress
Miley Cyrus

Favorite Reality Show
'American Idol'

Favorite Cartoon
'Avatar: The Last Airbender'

Favorite Male Athlete
Tony Hawk

Favorite Female Athlete
Danica Patrick

Wannabe Award
Cameron Diaz

Favorite Videogame
Madden NFL '08

Favorite Book
Harry Potter Series

*Note the big "upset". Nick's own "Drake and Bell" beat out Disney's famed "Hannah Montana" for best show.
*Question: What do you think the celebrities actually do with those stupid blimps?